Monkey My Wife
Dance with your face, voice & body. 10 judges. One throne.
30s
routine
10
judges
0.0
best
We use your webcam + microphone live in your browser. Nothing is uploaded unless you finish a 20-second performance.
How the 100-point score works
Your webcam tracks your face & body with MediaPipe; your mic tracks voice & beat. 10 international judges score you live across 10 categories, then average to 0–100. Each judge has their own bias (harsh/generous/wildcard) — that's why scores differ.
💃 Body Motion
Move your arms, hips, head — the more, the better
🎤 Voice Energy
Sing, hum, scream — louder = more energy points
🥁 Rhythm Sync
Move ON the beat (watch the audio bar)
😀 Facial Expression
Smile, open mouth, blink — sell the show
✨ Diva Demands
Mid-dance challenges pop up — nail them for +bonus
Tip: pure head-bobbing only triggers ~5 / 100. To break 60 you need body + arms + voice + beat-sync at the same time.
Hall of Fame
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10 World-Firsts in this Game
- Mood Aura — background tints to your audio energy
- Diva Demands — judges throw mid-dance challenges
- Style DNA — every performance gets a unique fingerprint
- Roast TTS — top judge talks out loud after the dance
- Beat-sync combo multiplier (rhythm + body)
- Head-only / Silent / Scream secret achievements
- Per-character signature move bonus
- Country auto-detect for global rankings
- Instant 30-second WebM replay you can share
- 10 judges, each with bias, variance & roast lines