The Brattleby Almanac · Editorial
September 7
"The Vigil of the Golden Gale"
Saint Enurchus
A Brattleby Reflection · 1591
The Secret Surrender of the Recusant Tunnels beneath Brattleby Hall
As the sun dipped behind the limestone crags of the Lincoln Edge, Sir Peregrine Brattleby stood witness to the sealing of the northern cellars. Under the watchful eye of the Queen's pursuivants, three generations of Brattleby secrets were entombed behind fresh-layered masonry. The air was thick with the scent of wet lime and the unspoken grief of Lady Elspeth, who had long harbored a quiet collection of banned liturgies within those damp, barrel-vaulted passages. It was a day of forced pragmatism, ensuring the dynasty's survival at the cost of its most private devotions.
The search had lasted four days, during which the household was held in a state of suspended animation. While no priest was found lurking in the 'priest-hole' behind the Great Hall's chimney, the suspicion of the High Commission lingered like the marsh mist. Sir Peregrine, ever the diplomat, offered the searchers the finest malmsey from his remaining stores, effectively bribing the officials to pronounce the house 'cleansed' of popish superstition. By the time the final stone was tapped into place on September 7th, the House of Brattleby had transitioned from medieval sanctuary to a bastion of the new Elizabethan order, albeit one with a hollow heart.
The Decorum of the September Tally
When the harvest moon approaches, the noble house must turn its eye toward the audit of the demesne. It is the height of vulgarity for a Lord to discuss copper and corn at the dinner table; such matters are reserved for the solar or the steward’s closet. However, the protocol of the Tally demands that the Baron personally inspect the granary ledgers on this day. He must approach the task with 'severe grace,' acknowledging the labor of the peasantry through stiff nods of approval while maintaining the distance necessitated by his station. Accuracy is not merely an accounting virtue but a reflection of the Baron’s mastery over his God-given lands.
Furthermore, when addressing the Reeve or the Bailiff during the September audit, one must never use the informal 'thee' unless granting a specific boon or delivering a sharp reprimand. The language of the ledger is cold and absolute. A House that allows its autumn accounts to fall into disarray will invariably find its winter dignity compromised. Ensure that the ink is of the highest gall-nut quality, for a smudge on the record of yield is considered an omen of a lean year to follow.
Spiced Venison Collops with Damson Verjuice
Ingredients
- · Haunch of Red Deer
- · Damson Plums
- · Grains of Paradise
- · Verjuice of Greengage
- · Clarified Butter
- · Cinnamon Bark
- · Fresh Ginger Root
- · Red Wine of Gascony
Method
Slice the venison across the grain into thin, hand-sized collops. Pound these gently with the hilt of a dagger to tenderize the muscle. In a heavy iron skillet, melt the clarified butter until it begins to sing, then sear the meat swiftly on both sides until browned but rare within. Remove the meat and set it to rest by the hearth fire.
In the same pan, crush the damsons and add the verjuice and Gascon wine, scraping the bottom to release the savory juices. Stir in the powdered ginger, cinnamon, and freshly ground grains of paradise. Allow the sauce to simmer and thicken until it coats the back of a silver spoon. Return the collops to the pan for one final minute to glaze them in the dark, tart syrup. Serve immediately upon trenchers of toasted sops to capture every drop of the spiced blood and fruit.
In early September, Lincolnshire typically experiences mild late summer weather with average highs around 18°C and occasional light rain.
Sources consulted
- · https://aleteia.org/2025/06/24/september-7-canonizations-the-many-wonders-of-this-date/
- · https://www.stgilesonline.org/post/st-giles-day-sunday-7th-september
- · https://anglicancompass.com/holy-cross-day-a-rookie-anglican-guide/
- · https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calendar_of_saints_(Church_of_England)
- · https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHt_lrhuMrk
"A stone may crumble, and a line may thin, but the land remembers the name of Brattleby when the wind howls through the fen."
— Fortitudine et Honore