The Brattleby Almanac · Editorial
June 11
"The Festival of the Crimson Rose-Thorn"
George Augustus Selwyn, first Bishop of New Zealand, 1878
A Brattleby Reflection · 1421
The Resolute Defense of the High South Bridge Against Forest Outlaws
Upon the sweltering afternoon of Saint Barnabas, Sir Roland Brattleby faced a desperate incursion of disenfranchised archers seeking refuge in the barony’s granaries. Having returned from the French wars with a limp and a sharpened sense of duty, Sir Roland refused to allow the lawless band to cross the Witham. He stood at the center of the span, flanked by only two men-at-arms, holding the bridge against a dozen marauders who claimed the king’s famine justified their theft. Roland’s voice, described by chroniclers as a 'low thunder,' commanded the outlaws to lay down their yew bows or face the gallows.
The standoff lasted until the vesper bell. Rather than spilling blood on holy ground, Roland offered the men a choice: work the Brattleby fallow lands for a year as bonded servants or face the high sheriff’s noose. Impressed by his singular courage and the glint of his bared broadsword, the outlaws knelt upon the cobbles. This event cemented the House of Brattleby’s reputation for firm mercy, turning potential brigands into loyal husbandmen whose descendants still dwell within the village today.
The Proper Seating of Unheralded Guests
When a traveler of unknown lineage seeks hospitality upon a feast day, the Master of Ceremonies must never project hesitation, for the honor of Brattleby rests upon the breadth of its welcome. The guest should be conducted to the lower end of the high table, situated precisely between a trusted officer of the household and a junior member of the family. This placement ensures the stranger is honored by proximity to the bloodline while permitting discreet observation of their manners and speech by the Baron’s vassals.
Conversation must remain light and general, avoiding matters of state or sensitive financial tallies until the guest’s intent is verified. Should the stranger prove to be of noble character, they may be moved upward during the transition to the dessert course. To ignore a guest of quality by accident is a stain upon the House; to embrace a knave too warmly is a danger to the hearth. Balance and vigilance are the watchwords of the hall.
Barnaby’s Glazed Teal with Verjuice and Rose
Ingredients
- · Two whole teal
- · Verjuice of green grapes
- · Dried rose petals
- · Honey of the heath
- · Grains of paradise
- · Fresh ginger root
- · Salted butter
- · Clove-studded onions
Method
Begin by plucking and cleaning the teal, ensuring the skin remains intact to hold the fat. Stuff the cavities with clove-studded onions and a knob of salted butter mixed with ground ginger. Roast the birds over a medium coal fire, turning frequently to ensure an even browning of the breast. As the spirits of the wood rise, prepare the glaze in a small copper pipkin by simmering the honey, verjuice, and crushed grains of paradise until the mixture coats the back of a silver spoon.
In the final ten minutes of roasting, paint the birds liberally with the glaze and scatter the dried rose petals over the skin so they adhere to the sweetness. The heat will release the floral oils into the meat. Serve the teal split lengthwise upon a trenchant of toasted manchet bread, which will soak up the juices and the tart verjuice syrup, providing a dish that is both acidic enough for the summer heat and rich enough for a lord’s palate.
In June, Lincolnshire typically experiences mild early summer weather with average highs around 18°C and occasional showers.
Notable Births
- · John Constable (1776) — Influential English Romantic landscape painter
- · Julia Margaret Cameron (1815) — Pioneering British photographer of portraits
- · Richard Todd (1919) — Northern Irish-born British actor and soldier
- · Gene Wilder (1933) — American actor and comedian known for Willy Wonka
Notable Deaths
- · John III Sobieski (1696) — King of Poland and Grand Duke of Lithuania
- · St. Barnabas (61) — Early Christian missionary and companion of St. Paul
- · George Augustus Selwyn (1878) — First Anglican Bishop of New Zealand
Sources consulted
- · https://anglicancompass.com/week-of-the-sunday-from-june-5-to-june-11-a-collect-reflection/
- · https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calendar_of_saints_(Church_of_England)
- · https://allsaintstenerife.org/11th-june-the-day-of-thanksgiving-for-the-institution-of-holy-communion-corpus-christi/
- · https://christianity.fandom.com/wiki/Anglican_Calendar_of_Saints
- · https://www.oca.org/saints/all-lives/2018/06/11
"A bridge held by one honest man is stronger than a fortress manned by a thousand thieves."
— Fortitudine et Honore