The Brattleby Almanac · Editorial
January 7
"The Vigil of the Iron Plough"
Saint Cedric of Retford
A Brattleby Reflection · 1349
The Sealing of the Great Crypt against the Black Mortality
As the midwinter winds howled across the Fens, Baron Geoffrey de Brattleby took the harrowing decision to seal the lower vaults beneath the Great Hall. The Pestilence had reached the village of Scampton, and the Baron, fearing the rot of the soul as much as the body, commanded that the ancestral bones and the living lineage be separated by three feet of fresh masonry and leaden seals. His youngest daughter, Elspeth, was seen weeping by the portcullis, for her favorite hound had been left in the outer kennels, yet the Baron remained unmoved, his jaw set like the flint of the Wolds.
For twelve days, the household subsisted on salt-pork and rainwater collected from the lead gutters. It was during this period of forced isolation that the 'Brattleby Psalter' was first illuminated by the resident monk, Brother Thomas, who captured the grim stillness of the winter in charcoal and crushed lapis lazuli. This act of architectural preservation ensured that when the spring finally broke, the House remained intact, though the village beyond the gates had been decimated, leaving the Brattleby lands a silent, frozen graveyard waiting for rebirth.
The Precedence of the Distant Kin
When seated at the high table during the post-Epiphany tide, one must observe the strict hierarchy of the 'Blood of the Third Degree.' It is a common discourtesy to place a knight of the shire above a younger son of a peer, regardless of the knight’s local standing or wealth. The Chronicler reminds all stewards that the blood’s antiquity outweighs the purse’s depth; a Brattleby cousin once removed shall always take the seat to the right of the Salt, provided their lineage is documented in the Great Roll of 1522.
Furthermore, when addressing those of lesser rank who have served the House with distinction, a nod of no more than three inches is required. To bow too low is to invite familiarity, which breeds the dissolution of order; to remain stiff is to appear a tyrant. True nobility is found in the calibrated grace of the neck, acknowledging the service without surrendering the inherent dignity of the Barony.
Boar’s Head in Verjuice and Hyssop
Ingredients
- · One whole head of wild boar
- · Gallon of sour verjuice
- · Handful of dried hyssop
- · Two pounds of cracked peppercorns
- · Honey from the autumn harvest
- · Coarse sea salt
- · Red wine dregs
- · Cloves and mace
Method
The boar’s head must first be scrubbed with ash and rinsed in the cold waters of the Brattleby beck until the skin is pale. It is then submerged in a massive copper cauldron containing the verjuice and red wine dregs, simmered over a slow peat fire for no less than ten hours. The hyssop and spices are added only in the final third of the cooking to ensure the bitterness does not overwhelm the delicate fats of the jowls.
Once the meat pulls easily from the bone, the head is lifted and glazed with a reduction of honey and the remaining liquor. It must be set to cool in the buttery, allowing the spiced souse to gelatinize into a shimmering, dark mantle. Serve it cold upon a silver platter, garnished with sprigs of evergreen to signify the enduring life of the House through the winter darkness.
Early May in Lincolnshire typically brings mild spring weather with average highs around 15°C and frequent showers.
Notable Births
- · William Bligh (1754) — British naval officer captain of HMS Bounty during 1789 mutiny
- · Millicent Fawcett (1847) — British suffragist leader and social reformer, campaigned for women's rights
Notable Deaths
- · Edward King (1910) — Bishop of Lincoln, noted for pastoral care and ritualist controversies
- · César Franck (1890) — Belgian-born French Romantic composer and organist
Sources consulted
- · https://www.liturgyoffice.org.uk/Calendar/Info/Sundays.shtml
- · https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calendar_of_saints_(Church_of_England)
- · https://www.christianity.org.uk/article/the-christian-calendar
- · https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epiphany_(holiday)
- · https://www.episcopalchurch.org/calendar-church-year/
- · https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPydj0LqqXI
"As the oak stands against the gale, so shall the Brattleby blood endure the shifting sands of kings and commoners alike."
— Fortitudine et Honore